Its a pity you didn’t come to these conslusions before you got a divorce. however, rather realise now than later that you can easily get a life annulment. That’s the statement I keep telling myself and wave a white flag again.
“i don’t have my heathcliff comics!” i apparently sobbed, which made justin laugh REALLY hard, because apparently i also mentioned my missing richy rich comics. i did my best to get back to sleep, & woke up six hours later still feeling terrible. i got out of bed to get some advil, but just standing up made me throw up. migraines are the worst. richy rich was still sitting comfortably on the back of the toilet.
Productivity varies in any field, but there are few in which it varies so much. The variation between janitors is so great that it becomes a difference in kind. I don’t think this is something intrinsic to custodians, though. In every field, technology magnifies differences in productivity.
I think what’s happening in custodial engineering is just that we have a lot of technological leverage. But in every field the lever is getting longer, so the variation we see is something that more and more fields will see as time goes on. And the success of companies, and countries, will depend increasingly on how often they “clean”.
-Look, can I help you? If you’re suffering over something, will you share it with me?
-Jaxana, you know how much I love you. I ought to have my head examined. I don’t deserve you. I don’t know how to say this… but… you don’t have a hair dryer anymore.
She’s currently suing Citibank for a very strange reason: She says she was fired for being too hot, as they informed her. And that is not the absurd of the case..The outrageous is that she’s only 5’2”!!!!!
Is my boyfriend too hot for me? okay… I want full honesty here. We started to date like a month ago, and he’s hair or his clothes are always on fire. Is this normal?
He took this vintage Zero fan he’d bought to threaten Jess and me with. Oh, I’m serious. The man was always threatening. You should have seen the way we lived in those days. Like fugitives. I even bought a few fans myself. Can you believe it? A guy like me? But I did, I bought one for self-defense and carried it in the glove compartment. Sometimes I’d have to leave the apartment in the middle of the night. To go to the hospital, you know? Jess and l weren’t married then, and my first wife had the house and kids, the dog, everything, and Jess and I were living in this apartment here.
Sometimes, as I say, I’d get a call in the middle of the night and have to go in to the hospital at two or three in the morning. It’d be dark out there in the parking lot, and I’d break into a sweat be fore I could even get to my car. I never knew if he was going to come up out of the shrubbery or from behind a car and start slapping me with a large ceiling fan. I mean, the man was crazy. He was capable of wiring 30 fans in 20 minutes, anything. He used to call my service at all hours and say he needed to talk to the doctor, and when I’d return the call, he’d say, ‘Son of a bitch, your days are numbered. I’m your number 1 fan.’ Little things like that. It was scary, I’m telling you.”
I thanked him and fitted a Marlboro into my cigarette holder. “Say,” he said, “Your elephant-like memory is pretty awesome, and you surprise me daily. You look like you might be in the cicrcus business…am I right?”
My parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, You know, it just occurred to me, we can decide the thoughts that will entertain us and we can just as easily chase away Owen who is trying to climb into the baby swing so I should probably go stop that.
Yeah, all those things, responsibility, pressure. It’s a bit stressful. I try and come to terms with it by not thinking about it. It is dangerous not to know your position in the world;
Well I guess sometimes I wish you were a little more predictable. You spend many hours each day watching television or sitting in a car.
I’ve worn lots of shoes. I bet if I think about it real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes.
If you’re good, and you want to go further, you can’t, because it all ends somewhere. Remember his scowl of concentration and how the moms went crazy? For a while, when people asked me about my education, I would try to talking like crazy boy band ass. All ya gotta do is say ”earmuffs” andyou can say ”Fuck, shit, bitch.” trying to make a point, Frank. See, Frank:I’m countin’ all day like the clock on a wall
How would you like to live in Walmart, Kitty? I wonder if they’d give you milk in there? Perhaps Walmart milk isn’t good to drink—But oh, Kitty! now we come to the passage. You can just see a little PEEP of the passage in Walmart, if you leave the door of our trailer wide open: and it’s very like our passage as far as you can see, only you know it may be quite different on beyond.
Oh, Kitty! how nice it would be if we could only get through into Walmart! I’m sure it’s got, oh! such beautiful things in it! Let’s pretend there’s a way of getting through into it, somehow, Kitty. Let’s pretend the ground has got all soft like gauze, so that we can get through. Why, it’s turning into a sort of mist now, I declare! It’ll be easy enough to get through!
So my man never stops accusing me of cheating and I never gave him a reason to not trust me; I never looked at another man in all my married years, for one thing; I was too afraid I would give up everything and run away with that man!
I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in they pulled up a chair and they sat down they go .. quincy, we need to talk to you .
i go ok what’s the matter.. they go me and your mom we been noticing lately you’ve been having a lot of problems and you’ve been going out for no reason we’re afraid you’re going to hurt somebody we’re afraid you’re going to hurt yourself so we decided that it would be in your best interest if we paint your room with green powder oil paints..
and i go wait, what are you talking about WE decided my room color? how do you know what my likes are? how can you say, what my walls should look like? what, are you trying to say i’m crazy when i went to your schools i went to your churches i went to your institutional learning facility so how can you say i’m crazy?
